Apparently Brian Sewell has been described as 'posher then the queen' and in his televisual art criticism is want to engage in more hand-wavery then Sister Wendy . A highly conservative art critic for the UK's Evening Standard, he detests the modern and conceptual in art, preferring to pomp around Europe and expound on the classics. His decadent accent, clearly reflective of his taste, is the real joy, as he pours his voice over gluttonous foods and 'dirty, naughty boys'. Enjoy the clip!

I like these two arty videos, the first is a little funky/creepy, as if someone turned The Ring into a dance clip. the second gloriously strange, and so obviously also Japanese. The last is just plain cool. Bring on the public intervention, bring on the street art! Awesome. MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo .

I feel a little nuts this week, cramming my head with all manner of arts stuff, and being slightly disappointed that what has leaked out so far isn't more meaningful. I guess it just needs some time to stew, but if there is one thing I don't have patience with, its myself. So I feel compelled to wander off my conceptual course, and into the daily funnies. Garfield strips, which never really appealed to me, are so much more interesting with-out Garfield. Jon becomes a strange lonely man talking to himself, and that is fascinating enough. Yet, in my art-overloaded delerium, I look at these absent garfields , and start to imagine him in conversation with the abstract concept of art. It seems so perfectly and bizarrely appropriate. My goodness, I really have fallen off the deep end.

Don't say I never do anything for you. Here is a list of exhibition openings and other arty events in Adelaide for the next few weeks. Wednesday 27 February – 5.30 to 7pm Ivan Navarro Exhibition – Greenaway Art Gallery, Kent Town Thursday 28 February – 5 to 7pm Penumbra Exhibition – Samstag Museum, UniSA City West (This one requires an RSVP) Thursday 28 February – 6 to 8pm ReMix/Broca II (Letters/Numbers) Exhibition – EAF Lion Arts Centre. Thursday 28 February – 6 to 8pm Last Riot + Autogenic Exhibitions – JamFactory, Lion Arts Centre, Morphett St Thursday 28 February – 6pm to walk on a sea of salt – CACSA, Parkside Friday 29 February – 4 to 6pm Elisa Sighicelli Exhibition – Flinders Uni City Gallery, State Library, North Tce Friday 29 February - 6pm Adelaide Biennale Exhbition - Art Gallery of South Australia, North Tce (No entry without an invitation) Sunday 2 March – 1 to 3pm Artists Week Keynote Address: Doug Aitken – Elder Hall, Adelaide Uni Sunday 2 March – 5.3...