10 Reasons to love Chelsea Handler

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1. She's hot, intelligent, quick witted and a hilarious bitch.

2. The way she treats Chuy.

3. Ketel One vodka.

4. The way she gives the comedians on her panel shit.

5. The way she gives the celebrities on her show shit.

6. My Horizontal Life.

7. Her silver fox.

8. She loves arcade games and has a Ms Pacman in her living room.

9. Kaslapis and pink tacos.

10. Gay Comedien: "OMG, can you imagine if you got to have lunch with Star Jones and Rosie O'Donnell, it would be amazing. They said you can ask them anything!"

Chelsea: "What, like 'Why are you eating all my fries?'







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